THE OLDER YOU GET THE HARDER YOU FALL!
THIS MJR GUY FELL ON A BOX WITH A FATHER IN IT!
ITS TRUE !!
You are probably thinking what the Hell!! Are you morbid or something? A box with a father in it? Yep, I squashed him flat. You might say we were both flat out and I was flat broke. No sales that day.
That old bugger was over 165 years old, actually born in 1854. He had been a father with vision. Not just any ordinary vision but one that stretched coast to coast - Atlantic to Pacific. This old dude had better than 20/20 vision. Likely he was a graduate of Benjamin Franklins bifocal optimist school!
Did you know that when Benny was not always flying a kite? He spent more time developing the Canadian mail system. Elvis picked on this remarkable achievement which inspired him to sing the song.
I GAVE A LETTER TO THE POSTMAN —
HE PUT IT IN HIS SACK
But it was returned to Elvis. Does anyone want to guess what the “Spat” was all about, with Elvis and his girlfriend?
So “laying flat to flat” with this “old old father”, I noticed a letter in his hand dated, June 5th, 1844, addressed to John McLean, New London!
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